Comedy

Two and a Half Men

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Merry Thanksgiving

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Camel Filters and Pheromones

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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

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An Old Flame with a New Wick

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No Sniffing, No Wowing

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My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

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Just Like Buffalo

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Can You Feel My Finger?

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