Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
Larry
Curly
Moe
Mother Superior
Lydia
Sister Rosemary
Mac
Mr. Harter
Sister Mary-Mengele
Teddy
Mrs. Harter
Sister Bernice
Sister Ricarda
Monsignor Ratliffe
The Situation
Snooki
JWoww
Ronnie
Sammi
Young Moe
Young Larry
Young Curly
Murph
Peezer
Young Teddy
Moe's Hip Executive
Camera Man
Head Nurse
Ling
Carbunkle
Executive
Golf Superintendent Dave Lamson
Heavyset Woman
Japanese Chef
Jon Hamm
Maid
Orderly
Terrified Nun
Tour Guide
Woman Reporter
Balloon Girl
Nun
Nun
Nun
Gangbanger
Laundry Worker
Officer Mycroft
Staple in Hat Guy
Policeman #3
Party Security
Nurse Crotchet
Orphan
Orphan
Weezer
Dancer
Officer Armstrong
Dwight Howard
Handsome Guy #1
French Chef
Zoo Protester (uncredited)
Doctor Gray (uncredited)
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Skateboarder (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Valet (uncredited)
Bus Patron (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Nun (uncredited)
Camera Guy (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Pinkberry Employee (uncredited)
Child #2 (as Apple Kocsis)
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Zoo Kid (uncredited)
Orphan (uncredited)
Modern Day Orphan (uncredited)
Woman on Street (uncredited)
Modern Day Golfing Orphan (uncredited)
Lydia's Friend (uncredited)
Upscale Party Guy (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Doorman (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Director
Director
Screenplay
Screenplay
Screenplay
Original Music Composer
Editor
Casting
Producer
Musician
Production Assistant
Set Designer
Production Accountant
Leadman
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Storyboard Artist
Second Second Assistant Director
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Still Photographer
"A" Camera Operator
Steadicam Operator
"B" Camera Operator
Production Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Additional Editor
Visual Effects Producer
Gaffer
Supervising Sound Editor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Key Grip
Best Boy Grip
Rigging Gaffer
Costume Supervisor
Key Costumer
Seamstress
Makeup Department Head
Key Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Hair Department Head
Key Hair Stylist
Hairstylist
Property Master
Color Timer
Director of Photography
Orchestrator
Stunt Driver
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunt Driver
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunt Coordinator
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Co-Producer
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Producer
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Executive Producer
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Production Design
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Costume Design
Production Supervisor
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Art Department Coordinator
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Location Manager
Location Scout
Music Editor
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Music Supervisor
Music Supervisor
Script Supervisor
Production Coordinator