Symphony 69

Ludwig van Beethoven managed only nine symphonies, but for this horny bunch of sluts it seems that 69 is a much more appropriate number. Not that time on the piano features too heavily – and no fuckin’ wonder given all the hard dick on parade. Thick uncut organs of the carnal kind are soon filling and fucking every cute twink ass around. The highbrow world of classical music has never looked so hot – or so downright sordid!

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