Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie's sliver of humanity. Issues arise when the pair are joined by Willie's horror story of a mother, who raises the bar for the gang's ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior.
Willie Soke
Sunny Soke
Marcus Skidmore
Diane Hastings
Thurman Merman
Regent Hastings
Gina De Luca
Dorfman
Alice
Jolly Santa
Opal
Choirmaster
Breast Feeding Mom
Valet Boss
Costume Greeter
Tattooed Jail Dude
Jail Guard
Bus Driver
AA Meeting Jason
AA Group Leader
Pedicab Driver
Greta
Buttslap Santa
Peeing Boy
Grand Rapids Girl
Video Game Boy
Stuffed Cow Girl
Penguin Girl
Hand Grenade Boy
Angry Drugstore Worker
Mustang Owner
Valet
Valet
Volunteer Greeter
Bartender
Chicago Policeman
Santa Con Bouncer
Santa Con Bouncer
Piano Player
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Giving City Children's Choir
Producer
Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunt Double
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunt Driver
Stunt Driver
Stunts
Director
Writer
Writer
Characters
Characters
Director of Photography
Production Design
Editor
Costume Designer
Co-Producer
Original Music Composer
Music Supervisor
Casting
Casting
Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Second Unit Director
Art Direction
Art Direction
First Assistant Art Direction
Assistant Art Director
Set Decoration
Set Decoration
Set Decoration
Set Decoration
Assistant Set Decoration
Assistant Set Decoration
Art Department Coordinator
Set Designer
Set Designer
Set Designer
Graphic Designer
Graphic Designer
Property Master
Property Buyer
Property Master
"A" Camera Operator
Steadicam Operator
"B" Camera Operator
"C" Camera Operator
Focus Puller
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Focus Puller
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Focus Puller
Second Assistant "C" Camera
Camera Loader
Digital Imaging Technician
Data Management Technician
Production Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Sound Assistant
Gaffer
Best Boy Electric
Rigging Gaffer
Best Boy Electric
Key Grip
Best Boy Grip
Dolly Grip
Dolly Grip
Grip
Grip
Grip
Grip
Rigging Grip
Best Boy Grip
Rigging Grip
Rigging Grip
Rigging Grip
Rigging Grip
Assistant Costume Designer
Costume Supervisor
Wardrobe Master
Wardrobe Assistant
Key Dresser
Dresser
Dresser
Seamstress
Seamstress
Makeup Department Head
Makeup Artist
Extras Makeup Artist
Extras Makeup Artist
Hair Department Head
Hairstylist
Makeup Artist
Hairstylist
Wigmaker
Tattoo Designer
Post Production Supervisor
Supervising Sound Editor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
First Assistant Editor
Assistant Editor
Post Production Coordinator
Special Effects Supervisor
Special Effects Coordinator
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Script Supervisor
Storyboard Artist
Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Production Coordinator
Second Second Assistant Director
Third Assistant Director
Additional Third Assistant Director
Additional Third Assistant Director
Additional Third Assistant Director
Video Assist Operator
Local Casting
Local Casting
Casting Associate
Extras Casting
Extras Casting Assistant
Still Photographer
Line Producer
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
"A" Camera Operator
"B" Camera Operator
First Assistant "A" Camera
First Assistant "B" Camera
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Second Second Assistant Director
Digital Imaging Technician
Still Photographer
Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Utility Sound
Gaffer
Best Boy Electric
Electrician
Key Grip
Best Boy Grip
Dolly Grip
Dolly Grip
Grip
Grip
Grip
Grip
Grip
Grip
Rigging Grip
Rigging Grip
Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Production Design
Set Decoration
Leadman
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Property Master
Costume Designer
Key Costumer
Assistant Hairstylist
Assistant Makeup Artist
Key Makeup Artist
Key Hair Stylist
Prosthetic Designer
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Special Effects
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Double
Script Supervisor
Production Coordinator
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Dialogue Editor
Dialogue Editor
First Assistant Sound Editor
ADR Mixer
Foley Artist
Foley Artist
Foley Mixer
Music Editor
Digital Intermediate Producer
Digital Intermediate Colorist
Digital Intermediate Editor
Digital Intermediate Editor
Visual Effects Supervisor
Visual Effects Producer
Visual Effects Coordinator
Compositing Artist
Compositing Artist
Compositing Artist
Compositing Artist
Compositing Artist