A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church.
Gloria Mundy
Tony Carlson
Mr. Hennessey
Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother
Stanley Tibbets
Stella
Fergie
Rupert Stiltskin
Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell
Mrs. Russel
Elsie
J.J. MacKuen
Theatre Manager
Scarface
Scott
Sandy
Mrs. Venus
House Manager
Whitey Jackson
Coleman
Sally
Ethel
Mrs. Monk
Turk
Sylvia
Pope Pius XIII
Japanese Man
Japanese Woman
Truck Driver
Writer
Director
Associate Producer
Production Design
Editor
Director of Photography
Casting
Producer
Stunts
Stunt Double
Makeup Artist
Original Music Composer
Stunt Coordinator
Hairstylist
