The story throws Elvis impersonators, Indians, modern cowboys, a 6-foot-tall blond assassin, a frat boy, a corrupt sheriff and a prostitute into a chase for a priceless American Indian artifact stolen during a poker game at an Indian casino
Elvis
John Smith
Sheriff Hutchins
The Blonde
Cindy
The Rancher
Sheriff Cowley
Gay Elvis
The Cowboy
Little person Elvis
Asian Elvis
The Indian
The Chief
Vivian
Mr. Crow
The College Kid
The Deputy
Mo
Redfoot
Dark Eyes
Young Mother
Young Father
Officer
Contest Registrar
The Ranch Hand
Ranch Hand #2
Director
Writer
Producer
Executive Producer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Casting
Production Design
Costume Design
Stunt Coordinator
Stunts
Co-Producer
Director of Photography
Associate Producer
Original Music Composer