Screen Legend Dick West is the greatest actor of all time, and he just wants to watch TV with his cat, Dr. Potato, and drink whiskey. But despite his best efforts, his peace is constantly disrupted... by everyone.
The Screen Legend reluctantly agrees to attend SpaceCon and sign autographs for fans, in exchange for a lifetime achievement award and free liquor. But, what would have been an easy day for a normal person, predictably turns into a debacle for Dick.