Steve Martin
Henry Clark
Goldie Hawn
Nancy Clark
John Cleese
Mr. Mersault
Mark McKinney
Greg
Jessica Cauffiel
Susan Clark
Charlie Dell
Janitor on Train
Tom Riis Farrell
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Cynthia Nixon
Sheena
Josh Mostel
Dr. Faber
Anne Haney
Woman in Bathroom
Carlease Burke
Airline Representative
Oliver Hudson
Alan Clark
Rudolph Giuliani
Self
Valerie Perri
Stewardess
Peggy Mannix
Sweeper Woman
Jordan Baker
Rental Car Clerk
Christopher Durang
Paranoid Man
Mo Gaffney
Paranoid Woman
Mary Testa
Dominatrix
Gregory Jbara
Edward
Joseph Maher
Mr. Wellstone
Constance McCashin
Mrs. Wellstone
Steve Bean
Greg's Friend
James Arone
Room Service Waiter
Chris McKinney
Arresting Cop
Joe Grifasi
Arresting Cop
Jerome Preston Bates
Prisoner #1
Jacinto Taras Riddick
Prisoner #2
Cher Cosenza
Dancer
John Bailey
Director of Photography
Sam Weisman
Director
Marc Lawrence
Screenplay
Kent Beyda
Editor
Marc Shaiman
Original Music Composer
Neil Simon
Original Story
William F. O'Brien
Art Direction
Margot Boccia
Makeup Department Head
Charlotte Parker
Hair Department Head
David Madden
Producer
Ilene Starger
Casting
Robert W. Cort
Producer
Marvin March
Set Decoration
Nathan J. Busch II
Hair Department Head
George DeTitta Jr.
Set Decoration
Robert L. Sephton
Supervising Sound Editor
Teri Schwartz
Producer
Charley Beal
Art Direction
Robert Evans
Producer
Kathryn Peters
Set Decoration
John M. Elliott Jr.
Makeup Department Head
Christine Forsyth-Peters
Executive Producer
Ken Adam
Production Design
Ann Roth
Costume Design
Kenny Myers
Makeup Department Head
Janice Alexander
Hair Department Head
Christopher Flick
Supervising Sound Editor
Scott Bates
Production Assistant
Adam Shankman
Choreographer
Diana R. Lupo
Stunts
Robert Jauregui
Stunts
Keii Johnston
Stunts
Gilbert B. Combs
Stunts
Corey Michael Eubanks
Stunts
Stacey Howell-Brown
Stunts
Gene Hartline
Stunts
Bill Anagnos
Stunts
Robert Jauregui
Stunt Double
Joni Avery
Stunts
Diana R. Lupo
Stunt Double
Chris Howell
Stunt Coordinator
Jennifer Lamb
Stunts
Joanne Lamstein
Stunts
Anette Haellmigk
"B" Camera Operator
Angela Barnes
Additional Second Assistant Director