Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
Det. Jane Rosello
Dr. Nadia Saint
Cult Girl
Prioress
Ice Cream Girl
Hooker
School Girl #1
School Girl #2
Tony Petkovich
Prof. Lee Teabag
Curator James DuBois
College Student #1
College Student #2
Writer
Director
Editor
Director of Photography
Production Manager
Wardrobe Master
Makeup Artist
Hairstylist
Still Photographer
Gaffer