Mike McCaul
Tommy 'Wannabe' Williger
Shannon Hile
Mom / Attendant
Richard Eden
Pop
Alycia Cooper
Bus Driver (as Alycia L. Cooper)
Joshua Lou Friedman
Bus Passenger #1
Krystal Kennedy
Bus Passenger #2
Jeremy Aimone
Cab Driver
Stephen Lattimer
Transvestite Rollerblader / Patron #2
Cesar Lopez
Tattooed Skateboarder
Shaun Benson
Spencer Harris
Shaun Benson
Maria Melrose
Doug Merrill
Depressed Man
Chris Flexhaug
U.T. Reporter
John Enos III
Survivor
Eddie McGee
Handicapped Guy
Indira Stefanianna
Depressed Woman (as Indira Stefanianna)
Adamo Palladino
Irving Cruise
Lacy Phillips
Ethel Streep
Tim Biancalana
Ralph Spielberg
Michael A. Zildjian
Metro-Sexual Dude (as Michael Zildjian)
Mariessa Portelance
Jenny Lane
David C. Scott
Patron #1
Michael Bortone
Pablo
Zach Johnson
Lance McShwartz
Billy Concha
Man on Street
David Polcyn
Casting Director
Ted Collins
Mime Heckler / Running Man
Andy Cowan
Leonard Siegel / Voice of Martin Scorcese (voice)
Charlotte Hill
Punk
Otto Felix
Older Customer
Nick DeMarinis
Manager
Kate Siegel
Lance's Assistant
Mickey Barnett
Martin Scorcese
Frank Barbano
Deputy Sheriff
Phil Mannle
Security Guard #1
Jeffrey T. Schoettlin
Security Guard #2