To test its top-secret Human Hibernation Project, the Pentagon picks the most average Americans it can find - an Army private and a prostitute - and sends them to the year 2505 after a series of freak events. But when they arrive, they find a civilization so dumbed-down that they're the smartest people around.
Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Rita
Frito Pendejo
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of State
Prosecutor
Bailiff
Sgt. Keller
Officer Collins
Hospital Technician
Dr. Lexus
Cop #1
Horny Guy
Yuppie Husband
Yuppie Wife
Trashy Guy
Slutty Girl
New Slutty Girl
Trashy Teen Jock
Beef Supreme
Officer
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
Additional Officer
Counter Woman
Doctor in Waiting Room
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Prison Guard #2
Prison Guard #3
Guy at Costco
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Congressman #1
Congressman #2
Secret Service Thug
Upgrayedd
Secretary of Energy
Brawndo CEO
Female Newscaster
Male Newscaster
Female Reporter
Stadium Guard
Cameraman
Cop at Government Center
Doctor
Control Room Director
Cop at Costco
Trapped Man
Secretary of Education
Secret Service Thug #2
Narrator (voice)
Attorney General (uncredited)
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Prisoner (uncredited)
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Computer Voice (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Old Man (uncredited)
Peterson (uncredited)
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
Congressman (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Townsperson (uncredited)
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Juror (uncredited)
Screenplay
Producer
Screenplay
Producer
Executive Producer
Director
Stunts
Set Decoration
Production Design
Post Production Supervisor
Post Production Supervisor
Art Direction
Costume Design
Production Supervisor
Art Department Coordinator
Casting Assistant
Editor
Casting
Unit Production Manager
Casting Assistant
Score Engineer
Casting
Art Department Coordinator
Set Designer
Art Department Coordinator
Production Coordinator
Script Supervisor
Location Manager
Casting Associate
Music Editor
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Story
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Visual Effects Producer
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Stunts
Assistant Art Director
On Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Set Dresser
Second Second Assistant Director
"A" Camera Operator
"B" Camera Operator
First Assistant "A" Camera
First Assistant "B" Camera
Second Assistant "A" Camera
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Property Master
Assistant Property Master
Chief Lighting Technician
Best Boy Electric
Key Grip
Best Boy Grip
Costume Supervisor
Costume Supervisor
Key Costumer
Key Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Key Hair Stylist
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Special Effects Coordinator
Special Effects
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Special Effects Technician
Still Photographer
Additional Editor
Visual Effects Editor
Assistant Editor
Supervising Sound Editor
Sound Designer
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Dialogue Editor
ADR Editor
Foley Supervisor
First Assistant Sound Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Recordist
Sound Engineer
Sound Recordist
Sound Recordist
ADR Mixer
ADR Recordist
Foley Mixer
Foley Artist
Foley Artist