Jeff Anderson
Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran
Dante Hicks
Jason Mewes
Jay
Kevin Smith
Silent Bob
Rosario Dawson
Becky
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Veronica Loughran
Trevor Fehrman
Elias Grover
Austin Zajur
Blockchain Coltrane
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Emma
Harley Quinn Smith
Milly
Amy Sedaris
Doctor Ladenheim
Justin Long
Shaving Nurse
Michelle Buteau
Little Lisa's Mom
Marc Bernardin
Little Lisa's Dad
AnnaMarie Brown
Little Lisa
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Auditioner
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Auditioner
Danny Trejo
Auditioner
Chris Wood
Auditioner
Ethan Suplee
Auditioner
Donnell Rawlings
Auditioner
Ben Affleck
Auditioner
James Murray
Auditioner
Joe Gatto
Auditioner
Sal Vulcano
Auditioner
Brian Quinn
Auditioner
Bobby Moynihan
Auditioner
Anthony Michael Hall
Auditioner
Jake Richardson
Auditioner
Melissa Benoist
Auditioner
Ralph Garman
Auditioner
Fred Armisen
Auditioner
Scott Mosier
Auditioner
Grace Smith
Auditioner
Ming Chen
Hockey Player
Walt Flanagan
Hockey Player
Mike Zapcic
Hockey Player
Bryan Johnson
Hockey Player
Kate Micucci
Mooby
Robert Hawk
Customer
Ernest O'Donnell
Trainer
Jason Szalma
Hospital Staff
Lisa Hampton
Hospital Staff
Scott Schiaffo
Chewlie's Rep
Dave Ferrier
Hospital Staff
AJ Wilkerson
Hospital Staff
Micah Miller Greenberg
Frustrated Customer
Vincent Pereira
Hot Goalie
Jordan Monsanto
Cereal Mom
Logan Lee Mewes
Cereal Kid
Michael Belicose
Hockey Player/ In a Row Guy
Yassir Lester
RST Customer
Gail Stanley
Elias' Mom
Byron Stanley
Elias' Dad
Kevin O'Donnell
ER Bleeder 1
Phallon Adriana
ER Nurse
Rajiv Thapar
Anesthesiologist
Diana Devlin
Waiting Room Lady
Nicholas Brown
Car Sex Selfie Snapper
Sara Belicose
In a Row Guy's Kid
Joe Bagnole
Cat Customer
Uncle Wayne
'Look at This Fucking Guy'
Scott Purcell
Door Puller
Betsy Broussard
Dental School Renter
Virginia Smith
Caged Animal Masturbator
Frances Cresci
Smoking Girl
John Willyung
Cohee 'Killer' Lundin
Donna Jeanne
Ruse Lady
Thomas Burke
Thomas the Roofer
Thomas Burke Jr.
Son of Thomas the Roofer
Kimberly Gharbi
Heather Jones
Christian Cordes
True Believer
Derek Berry
Mooby Manager
Nate Gonzales
Mooby's Minion
Mike Vezza
ER Bleeder 2
Liz Priestley
Night Nurse
Anthony Perry
Doctor Mayor
Shane Kalman
Priest
Nicholas Joseph Binckes
Frustrated Customer
Joseph Digennaro
Frustrated Customer
James McDonald
Frustrated Customer
Cindy Sue Miller
Frustrated Customer
Shannon Scheffling
Frustrated Customer
Jeremy Wein
Frustrated Customer
Bethany Aline
Hospital Staff
Julian Babel
Hospital Staff
Malcolm Baldwin
Hospital Staff
Christine Weiss Beidel
Hospital Staff
Tara Berson
Hospital Staff
Zhavier Bondsd
Hospital Staff
Kimberly Carter
Hospital Staff
Helen Chong
Hospital Staff
Gregory Chwatko
Hospital Staff
Frank Citara
Hospital Staff
Chris J. Cullen
Hospital Staff
Claire Davis
Hospital Staff
Diamandi Devereaux
Hospital Staff
Carol Driscoll
Hospital Staff
Susan Evans
Hospital Staff
Denise Fowler
Hospital Staff
Latisha M. Hall
Hospital Staff
Thomas Michael Harding
Hospital Staff
Kaylin Harper
Hospital Staff
Diana Horowitz
Hospital Staff
Alfonso Jones
Hospital Staff
Karen Kuhrt
Hospital Staff
Bob Leszczak
Hospital Staff
Robert Mangold
Hospital Staff
Stephan Masnyj
Hospital Staff
Caitlin Miller
Hospital Staff
Dalex Miller
Hospital Staff
Luke Miller
Hospital Staff
Ryan Pidor
Hospital Staff
Constance Porcellini
Hospital Staff
Joseph Prussak
Hospital Staff
William Reichert
Hospital Staff
Amaryllis Ruiz
Hospital Staff
Lois Sach
Hospital Staff
Michelle Santiago
Hospital Staff
Robert Senkewicz
Hospital Staff
Dana Simonetti
Hospital Staff
Cathi Swett
Hospital Staff
Darryle Jermaine
Hospital Staff
Kevin Smith
Producer
Learan Kahanov
Director of Photography
Charles S. Rowe
Script Supervisor
Jordan Monsanto
Producer
Elizabeth Destro
Producer
Luke Taylor
Executive Producer
David Gendron
Executive Producer
Ali Jazayeri
Executive Producer
Matthew Helderman
Executive Producer
Blake Hooks
Second Assistant Camera
Allison Pearce
Costume Design
Fiona Mifsud
Makeup Department Head
Kevin Smith
Screenplay
Kevin Smith
Editor
Amy Jarvela
Executive Producer
James L. Venable
Music
Kevin Smith
Director
Hailei Call
Key Hair Stylist
Jennifer Iacobino
Health and Safety