The Cave Man
"SHE LIKED 'EM ROUGH! SHE WANTED A CAVE MAN- ONE WHOSE LIPS BELLOWED COMMANDS AND WHOSE ARMS ENFORCED HER!"
A bored society girl cuts a hundred dollar bill in half, writes a message on one half for whoever finds it and throws it out the window of her apartment. The person who finds it turns out to be the driver of a coal truck. So she decides to give him a complete makeover in order to make him presentable to her society friends.