Depending on who's talking, a comet is on track to destroy the planet. Sonny and Archie, two Mafia wise guys, plan on stashing their valuables and retiring just in case they survive.
Archie Bocci
Sonny Lusconi
Jason
Mayor Brown
Rose Lusconi
Rachel
Ma
Mrs. Smith
Rey
Agent Tracey
Agent Bean
Boxing Times Announcer
Bookstore Owner
Evelyn 'Evvy' Hancock
Chad, Boy at Party
Seung Wook
Jennifer
Rucci
Andy, Mayor's Aide
Bishop
Miss Gladys
Bianca
Ollie
Kitty, Lounge Singer
Shop Owner
Robert (as Bradley Joseph)
The Clown
Connor Cochran
Willy
Livia, Archie's Mom
Bo
Daisy, Waitress
Barry Ling
Lily, Jennifer's Daughter
Ace (as Evan Fields)
Spider
Mobster
Ballet Student
Tommy Wallace
Cramer
Nick
Roxy
The Italian
Newscaster
Henchman
Coffee Drinker
Lead Agent
Mia
Store Clerk
Barking Dog
Makeup Effects Designer
Writer
Director
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
