Fledgling comic Benjy Stone can't believe his luck when his childhood hero, the swashbuckling matinee idol Alan Swann, gets booked to appear on the variety show he writes for. But when Swann arrives, he fails to live up to his silver screen image. Instead, he's a drunken womanizer who suffers from stage fright. Benjy is assigned to look after him before the show, and it's all he can do to keep his former idol from going completely off the rails.
Alan Swann
Benjy Stone
K.C. Downing
King Kaiser
Sy Benson
Belle Carroca
Alice Miller
Herb Lee
Uncle Morty
Leo Silver
Alfie Bumbacelli
Myron Fein
Lil
Karl Rojeck
Connie
Bonnie
Lord Drummond / Featured Player
Lady Eleanor
Cubby Brown
Stage Manager / Featured Player
Member #1 / Featured Player
Harris / Featured Player
Dumpling / Featured Player
Fed. Marshal Holt / Featured Player
Delivery Boy / Featured Player
Vivian / Featured Player
Priscilla
Gossip Columnist
Maitre D'
Curt / Featured Player
Andrea
Artie / Featured Player
Alvin Horn / Featured Player
Mrs. Horn
Club Dancer
Orchestra Leader
Rookie Carroca / Featured Player
Sadie
Mrs. Kessler
Mr. Berkowitz
Mr. Cantor
Scalfoni
Stockbroker #1 / Featured Player
Stockbroker #2 / Featured Player
Policeman
Tess
Sandy
Technical Director
Makeup Man
Thug #1
Thug #2
Thug #3
Thug #4
Stagehand #1
Stagehand #2
Walla Walla (voice)
Girl in Old Gold Cigarette Pack
Club Patron
Screenplay
Editor
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Director
Screenplay
Story
First Assistant Director
Casting
Second Assistant Director
Set Designer
Set Designer
Script Supervisor
Camera Operator
Unit Production Manager
Music Editor
Second Assistant Camera
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Stunt Coordinator
Graphic Designer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Production Sound Mixer
Casting
First Assistant Camera
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Music Supervisor
Production Illustrator
Sound Effects Editor
Property Master
Construction Coordinator
Dialogue Editor
Negative Cutter
Assistant Sound Editor
Assistant Editor
Supervising Sound Editor
Gaffer
Still Photographer
Producer
Costume Design
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Makeup Artist
Set Decoration
Sound
Production Design
Associate Producer
Producer
Stunts