Two lowlifes steal a briefcase containing an item valued at $3.2 million from Giordano (not the restaurant, the mob boss) who will do everything in his power to get it back.
The Protagonist
Randy
Q
Tommy / Chef Giordano (voice)
Luca Giordano
Thug
Goon
The Narrator
Delivery Driver
Officer Randall "Pink" Floyd
Cyclops
Paul
News Reporter
Giordano's Employee (voice)
Dinkoism Leader (voice)
Dinko (voice)
Editorial Staff
Writer
Editor
Director of Photography
Director
