Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Guru Pitka
Jane Bullard
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Darren Roanoke
Prudence
Dick Pants
Coach Punch Cherkov
Rajneesh
Jay Kell
Trent Lueders
Guru Tugginmypuddha
Guru Satchabigknoba
Deepak Chopra
Jessica Simpson
Kanye West
Young Pitka
Cinnabon Cashier
EMT
Frat Guy
Bar Patron
Himself
Lillian Roanoke
Sickly Nerd
Dancer
Nerd
Female Reporter
Assistant Coach
Deepak Early 20's
Indian Man
Young Deepak
Referee
EMT
Biker
Uncle Jack
Goal Post Judge
11-Year-Old Girl
11-Year-Old Girl
Sanjay
DJ
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)
Val Kilmer (uncredited)
Group Dancer
Director
Screenplay
Producer
Screenplay
Executive Producer
Executive Producer
Director of Photography
Editor
Producer
Music Supervisor
Original Music Composer
Costume Design
Production Design
Editor
Editor
Set Decoration
Visual Effects Supervisor
Executive Producer
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Stunt Coordinator
Stunt Coordinator
Co-Producer
Associate Producer
Associate Producer
Production Supervisor
Supervising Art Director
Art Direction
Steadicam Operator
"B" Camera Operator
"A" Camera Operator
First Assistant "A" Camera
First Assistant "B" Camera
Second Assistant "B" Camera
Script Supervisor
Boom Operator
Sound Mixer
Boom Operator
Video Assist Operator
First Assistant Editor
Post Production Supervisor
Chief Lighting Technician
Assistant Chief Lighting Technician
Property Master
Property Master
Property Buyer
Special Effects Coordinator
Location Manager
Assistant Location Manager
Assistant Costume Designer
Assistant Costume Designer
Seamstress
Makeup Designer
Key Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Makeup Artist
Key Hair Stylist
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Choreographer
Casting
Casting Associate
Art Department Coordinator
Production Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Third Assistant Director
Production Accountant
Unit Publicist
Still Photographer
Dialect Coach
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Supervising Sound Editor
Sound Designer
ADR Supervisor
Sound Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Sound Effects Editor
Dialogue Editor
Foley Supervisor
First Assistant Sound Editor
Foley Artist
Foley Artist
Foley Mixer
Post Production Coordinator
Music Editor
Music Editor
Music Editor
Music Editor
Set Designer
Storyboard Artist
Storyboard Artist
Concept Artist
Graphic Designer
Construction Coordinator
Scenic Artist
Transportation Coordinator
Transportation Captain
Second Unit Director of Photography
Visual Effects Supervisor
Visual Effects Producer
Digital Colorist
Digital Intermediate Producer
Digital Intermediate Editor
Second Unit Director
Casting