Jack Albertson
Barney Bailey
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
Russell Dodd
Herb Edelman
Lester Dietz
Joyce Van Patten
Ellen Dietz
Susan Sullivan
Linda Greg
Michael Brandon
Paul Lester
Abe Vigoda
Jake
George Burns
Self
Ernest Emling
Jerry
Jeff Doucette
Red
Howard Hesseman
Roger Dustleman
Don Calfa
Harry Fenner
Ben Fuhrman
Sid Weller
Christopher Roberts
Hickey McDay
Ann Weldon
Reporter
Lindsay V. Jones
1st Waitress
Carole Goldman
Hostess
Trish Soodik
Jokie
Peggy Sandvig
Peggy Piano
Lee Stein
Mike
Gertrude Graner
1st Lady
Ginger Farrell
2nd Lady
Reginald Farmer
Black Man
Laurel Barnett
2nd Waitress
Jeffrey Richman
Batter
Patti Jerome
Agent
Robert Kino
Client
Johnny Haymer
Haberson
Patrick Labyorteaux
Davey Byron
Jeffrey Winner
Charlie
Judy Thomas
Heckler
John Davey
Cop
Lee Kalcheim
Man
Victor Cesario
Chauffeur
Donald Hotton
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